Short Jokes, WhatsApp Short Jokes – Super Insults

Short Jokes Super insults ????????

Smart answer by a female…

On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him…

‘Nice perfume…..which one is it? I want to gift it to my wife..!!’

Lady: ‘Don’t give her….some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!’ ???Short Jokes for WhatsApp……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

A letter from a teacher to a parent:

Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn’t smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.

Parent’s answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him……?????????
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Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don’t know ?
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also ?
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don’t know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also ????????
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A cute excuse:
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom’s hand and one in dad’s.. ????……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

??????????????????????
?Girl: wat’s d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Girl: ???
Salesman: ???……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!! ???? ?????……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife’s scolding, he took a laptop & started working.

Wife: did u drink
Husband : no

Wife: Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase ?????……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

Short Jokes for WhatsApp: Short Funny Story

Once upon a time there lived a girl called Maya . One day when she came home from school she went straight to her mother and said ” Mummy, today my teacher punished me for something I didn’t do. The mother was very angry and went straight to her teacher and scolded her, but she didn’t ask Maya what she hadn’t done.

when she came home she said “I scolded your your teacher nicely for just scolding you ” then she asked “by the way Maya what is that you didn’t do her mother asked “My homework” said Maya.

Dont laugh alone. Pass it on ??? to ur buddies…

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